god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
