I need help removing her.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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