it wasn't lemon gatorade
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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