i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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