Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
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