my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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