He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
