he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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