do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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