ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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