either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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