You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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