Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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