is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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