And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
