I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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