I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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