But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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