Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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