goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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