so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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