He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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