They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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