He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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