RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
