She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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