My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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