This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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