So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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