My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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