i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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