and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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