I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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