Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I am naked and annoyed.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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