I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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