Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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