SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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