She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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