It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My vagina just recognized that song.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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