drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
