why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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