Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She announced her abortion via fbk
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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