Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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