You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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