so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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