The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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