found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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