On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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