dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
