Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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