You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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