whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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