i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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