I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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