that's an acceptable place to lick
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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